Dayton Castleman’s “Bread Bird” is “an inquiry as to whether birds would eat bread in the shape of their own. In this case, Chicago pigeons would not.”
As a recently-arrived Chicagoan, this gives me a modicum of hope for the beasts of this town (and, by extension, the town itself). Something tells me the flying rats of, say, Detroit wouldn’t even shrug before devouring this thing.
In the comments, Dayton Castleman posted a link to some YouTube footage of the Bread Bird. Thanks!