Some, uh, “coverage” of weirdo MoMA-goers getting up close and personal with the nude performers in Marina Abramovic: The Artist Is Present:

• “He proceeded to slide his hand onto my ribs and back and then touched my butt,” Mr. Rawls [a performer in the exhibit] said. “As he was passing me he looked me in the eyes and said ‘You feel good, man.’” (via New York Times)
• “One performer, Amelia Uzategui Bonilla … said the oddest thing she experienced … was seeing a man drop a scallion beside her … ‘He said he wanted to add a little bit of life’ to the work, Bonilla said. Guards asked him to leave.” (via NYPost)

Looks like all the nuts roll down to MoMA!