Halloween is here again, and although my plan to go as my favorite film auteur (Marty DiBergi, “documentarian” of This is Spinal Tap) may have to wait ’till next year, here’s something else to laugh about.

Vincent Price, whose voice can turn any day of the year into All Hallows’ Eve, shows us the incredibly simple to use Nishika 3-D camera.

Price promises the images are “three times as thrilling” and “as easy as 1-2-3.” Unlikely, but this video is three times as hilarious as any camera instructional video I’ve ever seen.

So Happy Halloween and remember the chilling words of Vincent Price as you set out to trick, treat, or otherwise: “no mere mortal can resist the evil of the Thriller” and “don’t let your foreground image come too close to the camera!”