One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,”Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger! “Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.” “You son-of-a-bitch! How’d you pull that off? Lemme see that camera… what’s it look like?" Mitch Hedberg

Above: iPhone wallpaper by Tymn Armstrong. New Year's resolutions should be reasonable, achievable goals. Unlike the above, which everyone knows is an impossibility. (Wink!) Happy New Year! (From the To Resolve Project, via [ READ MORE ... ]